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Ways to kill a Mudkip by ~IceFireAlchemist:iconIceFireAlchemist:



Different ways to kill a Mudkip (please comment with more and I’ll add them on)

1. Eliminate it from the Pokedex
2. Bash it with a hammer!! O.O
3. Conspire with Pikachu to kill Mudkip and make Pikachu regain its cute status!
4. Guns.
5. Knives.
6. BAZOOKA!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!
7. Put it in sight of any Deviant who was part of the April fool’s joke
8. Spell ‘like’ correctly!
9. Conspire with Team Rocket!
10. Put it out in a lightning storm
11. Stick it in a small arena with Stitch and let them fight it out
12. Stick it in a room full of US Marines and see how long it lasts before they go crazy
13. Leave it in the sun to dry out!
14. Let it get eaten by a bigger, better Pokemon!
15. Mistake it for one of those carnival shooting games and blast it to bits!
16. I don't even care HOW you kill it so long as it DIES!!!
17. Drown it
18. Chop off it's head!
19. Feed it meat until it has a heart attack
20. Impale it on a stick
21. Roll it over with a steam roller
22. Feed it to a shark
23. Push it down the stairs
24. Boil it in water
25. Roast it
26. Chop it up into tiny pieces
27. Drop it from the Empire State Building
28. Run it over
29. Force it to watch Barbie movies
30. Let your dog use it as a chew toy and sit on it
31. Grill it
32. Mutilate it with a rusty knife
33. Make Light write its name in the Death Note
34. Play Doctor =D Mwahahahaha!!!
35. Let Flippy kill it! It would be gory mwahahahaha
36. Get its internal organs and sell them!
©2008-2009 ~IceFireAlchemist
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Author's Comments

Well... I used to liek mudkips until THIS APRIL FOOLS THING HAPPENED! yep.. so please use your potent imaginations and think up some more!

Done jointly with Ki-Ri-Sable [link]

11 and 12 added by *Ancient-Hoofbeats [link]

13, 14, 15 and 16 added by *MBryn [link] (I just had to put no. 16 on
there)

17 to 30 added by Dahila-Mockery [link]

31 to 34 added by =kairiroxaslover
[link]

35 and 36 added by terin814
[link]

Btw, sorry I didn't upload the new murders, I was on holiday for a while =D

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:iconki-ri-sable:
Brilliant. Gotta lov No. 2 D

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:iconancient-hoofbeats:
how about...
stick it in a small arena with Stitch and let them fight it out. lol
or even better--stick it in a room full of US Marines and see how long it lasts before they go crazy :D

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:iconicefirealchemist:
hahaha, I gotta add those! :D

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Yes...yes I do.
:iconancient-hoofbeats:
:D featured btw!

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LUKE 12:4-5 Ecclesiastes 3:8 Genesis 18 Satan is vanquished and Jesus is King
Freedom AIN'T Free! SUPPORT OUR TROOPS--ALL THE WAY! :flagus: AU :flaguk: I support FF's/EMT's/paramedics & cops
Founder & Leader of IRAOKC & ~Global-RAOK-Club
:iconmbryn:
Leave it in the sun to dry out!
Let it get eaten by a bigger, better Pokemon!
Mistake it for one of those carnival shooting games and blast it to bits!

Hell, I don't even care HOW you kill it so long as it DIES!!!

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:iconicefirealchemist:
lol, I like the last one eapecially

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Yes...yes I do.
:iconicefirealchemist:
*especially. Trying to type in the dark!

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Yes...yes I do.
:icondahila-mockery:
Lets see.

You can drown it, chop of its head, feed it meat until it has a heart attack, impale it on a stick, roll it over with a steam roller, feed it to a shark, push it down the stairs, boil in it water, roast it, chop it up in tiny peices and drop it from the Empire State building./

That's all I can think of right now.

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And that's the way it is in Minnesota
And that's the way it is in Oklahoma
That's the way it's been since protozoa
First climbed onto the shores of California

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